Norwegians. That's who.
I was walking down the street when two nice Norwegian girls stopped me to ask me for directions to the Sydney Opera House. Hahahahaha! Suckers! With my directions, they could have ended up in Perth for all I know. Or Turkmenistan.
But you know what? I knew exactly where to go. From the bus stop to the right bus route and then what to do when they got off the bus. Hmmm. Maybe I'm a local now?
Not yet. Not until I get a job.
And try Vegemite. Yuck.