I visited the southern Chilean city of Punta Arenas in 2016,
and I kissed the toe of the statue in the main square. Legend says that if you kiss the toe, you’ll
be sure to return to Punta Arenas one day.
And… voila! There I was! The city didn’t appear to have changed too
much, though they installed a big “Punta Arenas” sign on the waterfront. I took a selfie with the view from the Cerro
de la Cruz lookout point, and the biggest difference from the same photo I took
in 2016 was that I grew a beard.
I do have to mention that the protests that started in
Santiago had spread all the way south to Punta Arenas. There was more graffiti, but it wasn’t as
terrible as in Santiago. I also got to
witness a Friday night protest, which was more of a rally than a riot. There was a speaker and lots of flags in the
crowd from various different movements that had come together, including the
gay pride flag, trans pride flag, anarchist flag (yikes), and the Mapuche flag
(the indigenous people of the country), alongside the Chilean flag and the
regional Patagonian flag. It all seemed
very civilized, and didn’t really have an impact on my travel.
The real biggest difference was that the days were longer
and stuff was open. I had visited Punta
Arenas in June – winter – in 2016, which is very much the low season. It’s also the season when the penguins go
away, so this time I wanted to come back and see them (because they certainly
wouldn’t have been impressive after going to Antarctica!) This was pretty much the only touristy thing
I did in the day and a half that I spent there.
The penguin colony is on Isla Magdalena and a group tour is
required to get there. I arrived for my
reserved spot on the 6am tour to find that it had been rescheduled for 3pm due
to wind. Grrr. Morning Phill is not a happy Phill. Luckily, the wind calmed and the 3pm tour proceeded
(YAY!) despite some rain. I was put on a
bus to a boat to travel to the island.
The boat ride there was great for birdwatching, with sightings of
imperial cormorants and petrels, along with swarms of birds likely feeding on
sardines just below the water’s surface.
Upon arrival at the Monumento Natural Los Pinguinos, I was
greeted by 15,000 breeding pairs of penguins – many with their chicks! Penguin colonies are measured in breeding
pairs rather than by individuals (I don’t know why… they just are.) I hadn’t really made the effort to talk to
any of the other tourists in my boat – most of them were Brazilian – so I just
wandered onto the island and stood there staring in excitement at the little
Magellanic penguins in their little Magellanic penguin burrows!
That’s when I heard a voice.
This man came up next to me and started explaining to me how the
penguins make their burrows. I
understood most of it. Then I looked
over at the stranger and there was this big, juicy hunk of gorgeousness. This guy was tall, handsome, and talking to
me. It was odd. He wasn’t a model or anything, but there was
just something about him that was very sexy.
He was a complete silver fox, but not yet silver. I did my best to respond, but as soon as I
opened my mouth, gringo came out, and he knew it. I had a good 20-second interaction with this
delicious looking specimen before he wandered off. More to come.
I started to walk around the island, watching the penguins
frolicking about. There were so many
cute penguin chicks, and I got to observe them being fed and cleaned by their
parents. There were also plenty of
seagulls in the mix, and they too had little chicks with them! I think the seagull chicks were actually
cuter than the penguin chicks, but that’s just because they were so small, and
small things are generally cuter. I was
surprised that at only 3-4 weeks old, the penguin chicks seemed nearly as big
as the adults! There were also several
skuas hanging around. Skuas are nasty
brown seabirds that like to eat penguin chicks.
Skuas are evil and they need to be destroyed.
A bit later on, I encountered one of our guides and started
walking and chatting with him. We were
forced to stop when we approached a group of people on the highest part of the trail. It appears it was a group filming a
documentary, and the host was the hunky daddy type who spoke to me right when I
got on the island! Of course he was the
host – you have to put someone that pretty on television. His name is Francisco Saavedra. He hosts a show called “Lugares Que Hablan”
as well as a bunch of other stuff. He’s
pretty. He’s gay. He has a hot, younger husband. Of course he does.
Photo courtesy of the interwebs.
For the Americans reading this, he’s basically the Chilean
equivalent of Anderson Cooper. For the
Australians reading this, he’s basically the Chilean equivalent of… Anderson
Cooper. Or maybe Hugh Jackman if we can
count that? For the straights or
lesbians reading this, I don’t know how to convey this to you. But he’s a big deal! He’s beloved in Chile. With all of the protests and political
change, he’s apparently been encouraged to run for president. I’ve not met many famous people in my life –
hardly any actually, unless you count a few Australian politicians. Francisco Saavedra is probably the hunkiest,
most famous person I’ve met, and I didn’t even know who he was until it was too
late! I missed a prime selfie
opportunity. Life is unfair.
The boat stopped at Isla Marta on the way back to land. Isla Marta is famous for sea lions. There were lots of them. They were nowhere near as enjoyable to look at
as Francisco Saavedra.
It was then back to the mainland to prepare for the next
part of my trip: a hike. Details to follow in the next blog. But first, let me take a penguin selfie!