Plan A

… can go fuck itself.  And considering the size of a horse penis, that should be a fairly easy yet excruciatingly painful task. I suppose I...

Can you imagine the whole United States just coming to a complete standstill?  It’s hard to imagine, and it would take something huge to mak...

The US has a lot going for it over Australia:  cheaper everything, better BBQ, unlimited internet access, a  fuck-you attitude, and – of cou...

June 2007 marked the start of an idea in my head:  the idea that I should move to Australia in 2009.  Now, just in case you haven’t noticed...

And today I received a lovely e-mail advising me that I had been approved for a subclass 457 visa which allows me to stay and live and work ...

Ok, Americans.  Here we go.  Do you know who Diego Maradona is? No.  You don’t.  Do you know why you don’t? Because you’re American. A fe...

Once upon a time, in a fictional land called “Miami”, there existed a king – a king who loved to cook and had a place where citizens of the ...