Plan A
My evil scheme to take over Australia... and the world!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Best Funeral Ever
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You know that feeling that many women get in their late 20’s and early 30’s? You know, that feeling of their bodies telling them that they ...
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Saturday, April 24, 2010
Seasonal Confusion
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Everything you learned in science class: forget about it. Generally, we consider autumn (in the southern hemisphere) and spring (in the nor...
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Prize Cock
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Easter is a big holiday here. It’s like as big as Christmas. Good Friday, Easter Sunday, and Easter Monday are all national holidays. That...
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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Sex In A Pita
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I’ve been here now well over two months, and while I’m still not working and I still haven’t seen any of this great country beyond my Sydney...
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
I'd Like To Buy A Zee, Please
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On December 14, 2012, Pat Sajak and Vanna White will guest host the Australian version of Wheel of Fortune. Here is an excerpt from the tra...
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Sunday, April 4, 2010
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
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Ok, yes. I’ve neglected the blog for nearly two weeks. My apologies. I promise it won’t happen again. Let’s do the a quick rundown of th...
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Petitioning the Prime Minister
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Ok, you’re going to have to follow me on this one. I promise it will all make sense at the end. I propose that we move the capital of Aust...
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