A Grand Adventure

Soooo… it’s been a while since my last blog.  No surprise there.  But I’m on a big trip now and thought I’d do my best to keep up with this one since it’s rather exciting.  With that, I will skip over all of the other trips since my gap year, but I will go back and get to them… eventually.  Just so you have an idea of what you’ve missed (because I’ve been a slacker), my last three years of travel have included some new places – Vanuatu, Sint Maarten, and Saint Barts – and some repeat visits too:  South Korea, Taiwan, New Zealand, Singapore, Malaysia, Japan, and London.  I’ve also done a wee bit of domestic travel, with some repeat visits to Melbourne, Brisbane, Canberra, and the Great Ocean Road, plus some new places:  Ballarat, Bendigo, Byron Bay, Sunshine Coast, Hervey Bay, and Fraser Island.

But for now, I’ve embarked on an adventure to rival my gap year (though, sadly, not nearly as long).  I departed Sydney just before Christmas on a seven-week trip.  My itinerary includes Chile and Argentina – repeat visits but seeing new places in both!  The highlight, however, will be my seventh and final continent:  ANTARCTICA!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will soon be embarking on a three-week expedition to the Falkland Islands (country # 73), South Georgia Island, and the Antarctic Peninsula, along with one of my most trusted travel companions, Lenora.  She and I are friends from high school and Antarctica will be our sixth continent travelling as a duo, previously visiting all but Africa together.  I’ll also be joined by my friends Simon and Alyson from Melbourne, along with Simon’s dad from the UK.

Throughout these seven weeks there will be friends, cousins, Jewish Christmas, lots of hiking, a big anniversary, a not-so-big birthday, camping, empanadas, glaciers, penguins, more empanadas, more penguins, whiskey, museums, hot Latin men (I hope!), alfajores, three of my 103 Things, and utilization of the arsenal of seasickness medications that I’ve acquired… enough to kill a horse.

It is going to be painful going back to work in February.

Details to follow as they happen, but first, let me take a selfie.

In Santiago with my cousin, Karen, and her husband, Matt.

Canberra: The Sequel

I took a little long weekend trip to Canberra last year.  It was my second trip to Australia’s capital city.  As I mentioned in my first blog about Canberra all those years ago (http://phillipdavid.blogspot.com/2013/04/canberra-nations-capital.html), many Australians mock Canberra for being a boring little backwater.  But on this second trip there, I really enjoyed my time.  The city’s population is fairly young and progressive, a new light rail is set to make getting around easier, and there is actually a fair bit to do and see (and even eat!) in Canberra.

I ticked off some of the big-ticket items on my first visit four years prior, such as Parliament and the Australian War Memorial, so I was keen to see what else was on offer.

Australian Institute of Sport

My travel companion visiting from the USA is an Olympics enthusiast and he requested we visit the Australian Institute of Sport.  It wouldn’t have normally been on my list (and it wasn’t even in the Lonely Planet guidebook), but I’m actually super glad we went.  The AIS is where many of Australia’s elite athletes come to train in advance of the Olympics and other competitions.  There’s a smallish interactive museum inside the visitors’ centre, and a guided tour takes you around to check out the facilities, including athletes’ gyms, a giant Olympic swimming pool, and gymnastics facilities.  The best part:  the tour was led by a current athlete, in our case, a super cute male gymnast from Western Australia.  Yummy!

National Gallery of Australia

The excellent National Gallery of Australia contains heaps of art from Australian artists, both indigenous and non-indigenous.  There was also other eastern and western art, including a creepy installation from Filipino artist Rodel Tapaya featuring the upper half of humans flying away with their suitcases.  I think it appealed to the traveller in me.

National Portrait Gallery

I’m so glad I didn’t visit the National Portrait Gallery on my first visit to Canberra, because it gave me four extra years of knowledge about famous Australians.  The gallery features portraits of all sorts of famous Australians – historical and current – from the worlds of politics, business, sports, arts and entertainment, and more.  There were many portraits of super famous people that I knew before hand – such as actresses Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman, and Harold Holt (the Prime Minister who famously disappeared while swimming) – but had I gone on my first visit, I wouldn’t have recognized many of the names and faces that are famous in Australia but not so famous around the world – such as Lee Lin Chin (news presenter), Cadel Evans (cyclist), Princess Mary of Denmark (who is actually Australian), Gough Whitlam (former Prime Minister), Sidney Myer (founder of the Myer department store), and more.

Royal Australian Mint

The Royal Australian Mint is where Australia makes its coins… and more!  The museum inside has great information on the history of Australian coins, details of how they make them, and plenty of fun facts.  The old 1 and 2 cent coins were on display, as well as the medals from the 2000 Sydney Olympics which were also made at the Royal Australian Mint.  Did you know that the 1 and 2 cent coins that were retired in Australia were melted down and made into the bronze medals?  How cool is that?!?  The mint also mints coins for other countries, particularly the small Pacific island nations which can’t mint their own, and some of these were on display too.

I also re-visited some places in Canberra, like the viewpoint at Mt. Ainslie and the weekend Bus Depot markets, plus new cafes and restaurants.  My favourite thing in Canberra, however, was…

Driving

Driving in Canberra is a dream.  A dream!  In the 8.5 years that I’ve lived in Sydney, the traffic has become increasingly heinous.  It used to take about 35 or 40 minutes to get out to Costco.  Now it’s well over an hour.  It’s ridiculous.  But Canberra was modelled after Washington DC, with wide lanes, long stretches of road, and roundabouts to help the traffic flow.  And by “help the traffic flow”, I really mean, “help the four or five cars flow”.  There is hardly any traffic in Canberra because it’s just not a big enough city yet.  Things are quite spread out, but it hardly takes any time at all to get around.  It’s joyful!

I took a few other trips last winter (North American summer) with my mate, Tyler, from the USA, and I’ll blog about those in the next few weeks.  Hopefully.  But first, let me take a… oh wait.  I didn’t take any selfies in Canberra.  Not a single one.  Ugh.  Here’s a picture of me at the Australian Institute of Sport instead.  I won a gold medal.  You can only guess what in!

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England & Wales 2016

The last time I blogged I said that I’d start blogging about more trips soon-ish… well, I’ve had like three overseas trips and one big domestic trip since then and now I’m even further behind.  But I’m going to give myself a pass because it’s been under a year so I’m going to count that as soon-ish.

I’ll begin with where I left off:  right after my gap year.  As I mentioned in my last post, I hung out in London for a few weeks trying to figure out if I could get a job and a visa.  Job: Easy.  Visa: A stern “Hell No” from Theresa and the Brexit Bunch.  Once I realized that, I made haste to try to tackle as much of London as I could.  I had seen a few things when I passed through earlier that year, but there was so much more to be experienced.  With that, here are my top five favourite attractions (in random order) that I saw in London:

1.  London Transport Museum:  Clearly my first stop, I love all things transport-related because I’m a transport nerd.  I was slightly disappointed (but not surprised) that airports were only a small part of the museum, but all of the stuff about the tube and double-decker buses was fantastic.  Also, A+ on the gift shop.

2.  Museum of London:  Outside of transport, the Museum of London was an overload of information, but in a good way.  Detailing the history of the city from way back when all the way to modern day, the museum was thorough but never boring.  I particularly enjoyed learning about London during and just after WWII.  This one also had a strong gift shop game.

3.  British Museum:  It took me three attempts to conquer the British Museum.  It’s so big and the first two times were just a bit overwhelming.  “Where do I start?  How am I going to ever see all this stuff?  I should just leave and get Chipotle instead.”  Finally, on my third attempt, I forked out some money for a “Highlights Tour” of the museum which was clearly the way to go.  The tour featured a little bit of everything and all of the most important pieces.  I was then able to go at my own pace and re-visit a few select exhibitions that really grabbed my interest.  The size and scope of the collection is just unbelievable.

4.  Tate Britain:  I like new things, so I just assumed I’d prefer the Tate Modern to the Tate Britain.  But you know what happens when you assume?  The Tate Britain had hundreds of years of British art, arranged chronologically throughout the museum.  Getting to experience the changes in art over time was brilliant, and this one goes down as one of my absolute favourite art galleries on the planet.

5.  Wellcome Collection:  This little museum contains the private collection of one Sir Henry Wellcome, and a bit more.  An avid traveller, Henry picked up some insane souvenirs along the way, like Napoleon’s toothbrush, Florence Nightingale’s slippers, a whole mummified person from Peru, Japanese sex toys, anti-masturbation devices, chairs with spikes, chastity belts, and so much more.  The museum itself isn’t all that big, but it’s one of those museums where you just have to look at each piece on display and read each caption.

Of course, I did a lot more than just these… but I won’t give my full comments on every single one because you’ll fall asleep.  But here are the brief comments, where warranted, just in case you are planning a trip to London:  Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew (glorious and beautiful!), Tower of London (do one of the Beefeater Tours), The Monument (I climbed the steps to the top for my annual workout), The Royal Observatory at Greenwich (I straddled the Prime Meridian and added to my collection of straddling famous… imaginary lines), St. Paul’s Cathedral (with splendid views from the dome), the Lloyd’s of London building (formally checking off one of my 103 Things), The Churchill War Rooms (where I learned everything I needed to know about Churchill and his tenure during WWII), Kensington Palace (which wasn’t all that big but had a great exhibition on the fashion of HM The Queen, Princess Margaret, and Princess Diana),  Hampton Court Palace (which was all that big and super interesting and a must see it you have time for a day trip just a bit out of London), the Geffrye Museum (which explores British homes from 1600 until today), and the Jewish Museum London (because I’m a big gay Jew).

But wait there’s more!

I also visited the Natural History Museum (which wasn’t that much different than other natural history museums… just more British…), Houses of Parliament (because I’m a politics nerd), Westminster Abbey (because you have to, right?), the Queen’s House (not the actual Queen’s house, but like, an older queen’s house – it wasn’t furnished. Odd.), the National Maritime Museum (which had really interesting/depressing information on the slave trade and other maritime stuff), and the V&A (Victoria & Albert Museum, which had a lot of stuff in the permanent collection, and a lot of it – like, how many bowls do you need? But the temporary exhibition on underwear was super interesting!)  I also visited parks and neighbourhoods and stuff.

Outside of London:

I visited Bristol and Oxford on my first trip to London, so I had to see a few new non-London places this time too.  I visited my friend Jemma in Cheltenham (which was a super cute little city but didn’t have any super outstanding tourist attractions) and we did a day trip to Cardiff in Wales (hence the title of this blog includes Wales because of the few hours I spent there).  We visited the Cardiff Castle which was great, and the National Museum Cardiff which seemed to be half closed for renovations.  But that kept with the theme of Cardiff on a Sunday:  mostly closed.  I also visited my mate James in Cambridge where he showed me around some of the colleges and the Fitzwilliam Museum which was like a smaller version of the British Museum.

Food:

Food.  Clearly there was food involved.  Because there’s always food involved.  Except when I have food poisoning (like the Great Nepal-Malaysia Disaster of 2015) or when there’s only shellfish and pork (refer to my point above about being a big gay Jew).  I ate meat pies.  Lots of them.  I ate fish and chips.  Because Britain.  I went to the Harrod’s Food Hall more times than one should.  Their brownies are ridiculous.  I also had an afternoon tea at Harrod’s because I’m posh like that.  I went to nearly every Australian-owned cafe in London in search of good coffee and Aussie-style brunch.  I went to the Borough Market to eat the orgasmic cheese toasties from this cheese place there.  So much cheese.  So much delight.  I stayed with my mates Ross & Jon in Highbury and they were conveniently located not far from an Ethiopian restaurant, something that isn’t all that common in Australia.  So, obviously, I ate there a bunch.  The lady knew me by the end of it.  I think she misses me.  I miss her food.  And, of course, Chipotle.  London has Chipotle.  And I knew I’d be going back to Australia soon and Australia’s Tex-Mex scene is pretty piss poor so I just ate ALL of the Chipotle.  I think three times per week at the end.  That’s how dire it is in Australia.  I was relishing burritos in Britain!

British TV:

I had time to watch some British TV, and I loved it (but to be fair, I’ve always loved British TV).  One new show (well, new to me) that I just fell hard for was The Great British Bake Off – which features amateur bakers in an intense competition with crazy hosts and judges and all sorts of sexual innuendo.  LOVE.  I also watched lots of First Dates which follows people on blind dates in a restaurant (the whole restaurant is there on a blind date).  It’s brilliant and surprisingly classy unlike most dating shows.  There are international versions of the show, including one in Australia, but they’re just not as good as the original British version.  Less classy but equally as entertaining is a show called Naked Attraction where all of the contestants are naked and one person starts eliminating people based on what’s below the waist, the torso, the face, and then the voice.  They show full frontal on TV in prime time.  I belong in Britain.

Giggles:

And finally, I spent a good chunk of my time in London just giggling.  I’d giggle every time I rode the Piccadilly Line because the line ends at Cockfosters and every announcement was “This is a Piccadilly Line service to Cockfosters.” Hehe!  Someone is fostering cock!  And, of course, I just had to be staying around the corner from a pub called “The Famous Cock” (hehehehe!) which I would see every time I went to the tube station, so it was just a constant gigglefest. Because I’m mature.  So mature.

Cockfosters.

I’ll blog again… soonish.  But first, let me take a selfie (on the Prime Meridian!)

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Life After the Gap Year

OMG it’s been a year since my last blog!  What have I been doing whilst I’ve not been blogging?

Answer:  Not travelling nearly as much as I wish I were.  But that’s usually always the case.

After my gap year finished with a little jaunt around the USA, I semi-covertly headed to London to see if I could get a job.  I didn’t really tell too many people I was there so that I could focus on securing employment (because at that point the money was starting to dwindle).  After a few weeks and what seemed like countless coffee meetings with lots of insurance-y people, it became apparent that the whole Brexit business meant that the UK was closed to outsiders until further notice.  And I was like “But I’m totally white and educated and English-speaking – even the Brexiters would probably love me!”  No dice.  The UK wasn’t issuing visas no matter how pale and pasty my skin, and I didn’t have strong enough connections in other parts of Europe to feel confident that I’d find something somewhere else if I stuck around a little longer.  So, I booked a flight out and then entered extreme tourist mode:  I tried to do EVERYTHING in London in a few short weeks.  It was very hectic.  I made exceptional progress, but I still have plenty left to do because London just has so much stuff.  So much.  London is like the world’s largest cornucopia of attractions.

And then it was back to Australia for me.  I was banished to the other end of the Earth like so many people in England before me.  Luckily, I didn’t have to sit on a four-month boat ride like those peasants, though the flights did seem to go on FOREVER.  At least economy on Etihad was mildly better than a long boat voyage with scurvy.

And now I’m back in Australia dealing with all of the terrible things that plague Australia, like free healthcare and beautiful scenery and the world’s best coffee and no guns.  It’s such a nightmare living here!  Ahhh!

But in all seriousness, I came back at the beginning of last summer (already a year ago!) and I was melting.  Severely melting.  And I was cranky about it.  But I had friends put me up for free – thank you Jess and Guy and Barry!  And it all flowed pretty quickly from there:  I found a really good job super quickly, and then a rockin’ apartment super quickly, and then I filled that apartment with all sorts of furniture and goodies which I didn’t have the money for at that point because of all the travel I spent money on.  But credit cards.  Yay for credit cards!  And then I started working and slowly paying off those credit cards and adjusting to life back in the real world.  And then once I was mostly adjusted and had paid off my credit cards, I thought to myself:  “It’s time for a trip!”  Because that’s what I’m usually thinking (except when I’m thinking “Tacos!” or “It’s time for some ice cream!”)

So I started looking at options.

And planning.

And making spreadsheets full of ideas.

Because I love spreadsheets!

And then I went to Canberra because that’s obviously the top of the list, right?

Ok, maybe not, but it’s nearby and I wanted to have some nerdy museum time.  I took a few more domestic trips after that – retracing a few past adventures and exploring some parts of the country that were new to me.  And then I – being all inspired after my trip to Easter Island – decided to start conquering the Pacific islands one archipelago at a time.  Unlike pretty much every other part of the world, the Pacific islands are… nearby!  And affordable, for the most part, and the flights are relatively short compared to traveling to other places (other places = anywhere else in the world except New Zealand).  So my plan is to do at least one archipelago per year from now on.

I also crossed off another of my 103 Things this year (yay!) so the travelling is still coming along, albeit at a much slower pace.

There are a few more trips on the horizon and a lot more ideas in my head.  I’m just waiting for the bank account balance to build back up a bit before I can go completely nuts, but it will eventually, and I will eventually.  In the meantime, I’ll start blogging about a few of this year’s trips soon-ish.  And I’ll keep daydreaming about more trips (and about winning the lottery so I can pay for the trips).

p.s. Colleen, does this blog make you happy?

103 Things - 47.6% Update

Once upon a time, I lived in Seattle.  And once upon a time I left Seattle to move to Sydney.  It was a big move, and one of the main drivers for it was that I’d get more vacation time living in another country.  While I had travelled a bit before, I hadn’t had the opportunity to travel nearly as much as I wanted to.  I started thinking and thought it would be a good idea to compile a list of things I’d like to do around the world.  It wasn’t a bucket list per se, but it was sort of similar.  My plan was to accomplish the 100 things on the list before I turn 40.  Or maybe when I’m 40.  Either way.  It took me a while to research and compile the actual list, and during that time, I crossed off 3 of the things I added.  I wanted to start from an even 100 things undone, so I added 3 more to the list for a grand total of 103 Things.  I posted the list to my blog about a year later when I finally finished putting it together.  You can read more here: http://phillipdavid.blogspot.com.au/2010/10/103-things.html

So, the question is, particularly after this big year of travel, how are my 103 Things tracking?  I’m pleased to report that I’m just about half way there – 49 things checked off the list since leaving Seattle nearly 7 years ago (47.6%).  That puts me only slightly behind the rate I’d need to be going to actually finish all this off before 40.  Unfortunately, the half that remains includes some of the more difficult ones to check off, such as things in expensive Antarctica, far away Greenland, not-so-touristy Gabon, and recently war-torn Mali.  Political situations can change rapidly in countries, and hopefully I’ll make enough money one day to take the expensive trips.  I’ll get there – whether by 40 or not.

One important thing to note is that my travel plans aren’t dictated by this list.  While many of my trips have centered around checking off one or more of these items, that’s more because those things were ones that I’ve always wanted to do or places I’ve wanted to go.  I’ve taken plenty of trips that didn’t involve any of my 103 Things, including many domestic trips in Australia and even Myanmar in 2014.  On my gap year, I visited Zimbabwe, Lesotho, Swaziland, Rodrigues, Nepal, Malaysia, Cuba, Ecuador, Paraguay, Easter Island, and plenty more places which aren’t on the list.  People have asked me in the past “Why isn’t ___ on your list?”  The answer:  my list is set in *stone but my travel plans aren’t.  (*stone = spreadsheet)

Here’s a little recap of my 103 Things and a few statistics just for fun!

103 Things by Continent:

-  Europe:  26 (25.2%);  4 completed (15.4% of Europe;  8.2% of total done)

-  North America:  23 (22.3%);  10 completed (43.5% of N. America;  20.4% of total done)

-  Asia:  21 (20.4%);  16 completed (76.2% of Asia;  32.7% of total done)

-  Oceania:  11 (10.7%);  9 completed (81.8% of Oceania;  18.4% of total done)

-  Africa:  11 (10.7%);  5 completed (45.5% of Africa;  10.2% of total done)

-  South America:  10 (9.7%);  5 completed (50.0% of S. America;  10.2% of total done)

-  Antarctica:  1 (1.0%);  0 completed (0%)

103 Things by Regions (mostly defined by the UN Geoscheme):

-  Northern America:  13 total;  5 done

-  Northern Europe:  12 total;  4 done

-  South America:  10 total;  5 done

-  Australasia:  9 total;  all 9 done – yay!

-  Eastern Asia:  7 total;  all 7 done – yay!

-  Southeastern Asia:  7 total;  6 done

-  Southern Europe:  7 total;  0 done

-  Caribbean:  6 total;  1 done

-  Western Asia:  5 total;  1 done

-  Central America:  4 total;  all 4 done – yay!

-  Eastern Europe:  4 total;  1 done

-  Southern Africa:  3 total;  all 3 done – yay!

-  Eastern Africa:  3 total;  2 done

-  Western Europe:  3 total;  0 done

-  Northern Africa:  2 total;  0 done

-  Western Africa:  2 total;  0 done

-  Southern Asia:  1 total;  all 1 done – yay!

-  Central Africa:  1 total;  0 done

-  Central Asia:  1 total;  0 done

-  Melanesia:  1 total;  0 done

-  Polynesia:  1 total;  0 done

-  Antarctica:  1 total;  0 done

-  Micronesia:  0 total;  all 0 done - boo!

I am severely kicking myself for not ensuring that my 103 Things covered every region of the world.  I’m so sorry, Micronesia.  I promise I’ll visit you anyway one day!  Guam has all those studly military men so obviously I want to go there.

Obligatory Map:

Of course I made a map of my 103 Things and everything is colour coded and numbered by order completed.  Click to enlarge.

49 Things Completed (in order of completion):

2009 (2 done):

78. USA – Grand Canyon (AZ)

81. USA – Paula Deen’s Restaurant (Savannah, GA)

2010 (1 done):

88. AUSTRALIA – Sydney Opera House (NSW)

2011 (7 done):

89. AUSTRALIA – Tree Top Walk (Walpole, WA)

83. AUSTRALIA – Barossa Valley Wineries (SA)

86. AUSTRALIA – Penguin Parade (Phillip Island, VIC)

90. AUSTRALIA – Uluru (NT)

15. CHINA – Great Wall of China

16. HONG KONG – Star Ferry to Kowloon

23. MACAU – Casino Lisboa

2012 (4 done):

87. AUSTRALIA – Port Arthur Historic Site (TAS)

62. CANADA – Beaudry Street Metro Station (Montreal, QC)

63. CANADA – CN Tower (Toronto, ON)

74. USA – Ancona Pizzeria (Valley Stream, NY)

2013 (7 done):

85. AUSTRALIA – Parliament House (Canberra, ACT)

84. AUSTRALIA – Great Barrier Reef (QLD)

42. ESTONIA – Alexander Nevsky Cathedral (Tallinn)

44. FINLAND – Temppeliaukio Rock Church (Helsinki)

27. RUSSIA – Trans-Siberian Railway

24. *MONGOLIA – Museum of Natural History (Ulaanbaatar)

29. SOUTH KOREA – Demilitarized Zone

2014 (1 done):

91. NEW ZEALAND – Rotorua

2015 (14 done):

18. INDONESIA – Uluwatu Temple (Bali)

28. SINGAPORE – Singapore Zoo Night Safari

11. ZAMBIA – Victoria Falls

1. BOTSWANA – Chobe National Park

6. NAMIBIA – Quivertree Forest

8. SOUTH AFRICA – Table Mountain (Cape Town)

5. MAURITIUS – Dodo Bird Exhibit at the National History Museum

32. UAE – Burj Khalifa (Dubai)

17. INDIA – Taj Mahal (Agra)

22. LAOS – Nam Song River Tubing (Vang Vieng)

33. VIETNAM – Halong Bay

31. THAILAND – Full Moon Party (Ko Pha-Ngan)

14. CAMBODIA – Angkor Wat

30. TAIWAN – National Palace Museum (Taipei)

2016 (13 done):

20. JAPAN – Todai-Ji Buddhist Temple Complex (Nara)

40. ENGLAND – Harrod’s Food Hall (London)

67. DOMINICAN REPUBLIC – Catedral Primada de America

69. MEXICO – Teotihuacan

65. COSTA RICA – Monteverde Cloud Forest Zip Line

70. NICARAGUA – Isla de Ometepe

71. PANAMA – Panama Canal Locks

100. COLOMBIA – Museo de Oro (Bogota)

103. URUGUAY – Plaza Independencia (Montevideo)

94. ARGENTINA – Cementerio de la Recoleta (Buenos Aires)

99. CHILE – La Piojera (Santigo)

102. PERU – Machu Picchu

41. ENGLAND – Lloyd’s of London Building

*The worst thing ever: sometime in between booking my trip and arriving in Mongolia, the Natural History Museum was condemned.  That didn’t stop me:  I walked straight inside, got yelled at in Mongolian, and promptly left.  But I went inside and that’s the key thing, though I didn’t quite see the dinosaur exhibit that I really wanted to see there.  I’ll probably go back one day.  Until then, I’m counting it.

54 Things Still To-Do:

2. EGYPT – Pyramids at Giza

3. GABON – Loango National Park

4. MALI – Great Mosque of Djenne

7. SENEGAL – House of Slaves Museum (Dakar)

9. TANZANIA – Stone Town (Zanzibar)

10. TUNISIA – Ruins of Carthage

12. ANTARCTICA – The Antarctic Peninsula

13. ARMENIA – Tsitsernakaberd Memorial (Yerevan)

19. ISRAEL – Yad Vashem (Jerusalem)

21. KAZAKHSTAN – Bayterek (Astana)

25. PHILIPPINES – White Beach (Boracay)

26. QATAR – Al-Corniche Promenade (Doha)

34. ANDORRA – Caldea Spa

35. BELARUS – Town of Pruzhany

36. BOSNIA – Mostar Bridge

37. CROATIA – Diocletian’s Palace (Split)

38. CROATIA – Dubrovnik City Walls

39. DENMARK – Carlsberg Brewery (Copenhagen)

43. FAROE ISLANDS – Vestmanna Bird Cliffs

45. FRANCE – Palace of Versailles

46. GERMANY – Neuschwanstein Castle

47. ICELAND – Blue Lagoon

48. IRELAND – Blarney Stone

49. ITALY – Grand Canal (Venice)

50. NORWAY – Mack Brewery (Tromso)

51. NORWAY – Viking Museum (Oslo)

52. POLAND – Auschwitz

53. ROMANIA – Bran Castle

54. SCOTLAND – Loch Ness

55. SLOVENIA – Lake Bled

56. SPAIN – Guggenheim (Bilbao)

57. SWEDEN – Volvo Museum (Goteborg)

58. SWITZERLAND – Matterhorn

59. TURKEY – Hagia Sophia (Istanbul)

60. BAHAMAS – Atlantis Paradise Island Resort

61. BARBADOS – Andromeda Botanical Gardens

64. CANADA – West Edmonton Wall (Edmonton, AB)

66. CURACAO – Mikve Israel-Emanuel Synagogue

68. GREENLAND – Air Greenland Helicopter Ride

72. ST LUCIA – Castries Public Market

73. ST MAARTEN – Princess Juliana International Airport

75. USA – Biltmore Estate (Asheville, NC)

76. USA – Carlsbad Caverns (NM)

77. USA – Gateway Arch (St Louis, MO)

79. USA – Grand Ole Opry House (Nashville, TN)

80. USA – Hot Air Balloon Ride (Albuquerque, NM)

82. USA – Wall Drug (SD)

92. USA – Hawaii Volcanoes National Park

93. VANUATU – Mt Yasur Volcano

95. ARGENTINA – Perito Moreno Glacier

96. BOLIVIA – Salar de Uyuni

97. BRAZIL – Avenida Paulista (Sao Paulo)

98. BRAZIL – Christ the Redeemer (Rio de Janeiro)

101. FALKLAND ISLANDS – Falkland Islands Museum (Stanley)

Who wants to come along?

Full Year Recap: Final Lists & Maps

I made up a few more random lists but couldn’t really fit them into any of the other blogs.  These are the last lists of the gap year… noooo!

Best Beaches:

1.  Pointe Coton (Rodrigues, Mauritius; Indian Ocean):  Every beach on Rodrigues seemed abandoned.  I went to several beaches where I was the only person there… crazy.  The beach at Pointe Coton did have a couple and a family of three further down the beach, but I barely noticed them since they were quite far away.  The sand was soft and the water was gorgeous.  It was my favourite of the trip!

2.  An Bang (Hoi An, Vietnam; South China Sea):  The Vietnamese beaches are surprisingly gorgeous.  My friends and I sat down on some lounge chairs and had waiters to attend to our food and drink desires.

3.  Anakena (Easter Island, Chile; Pacific Ocean):  The water was cold but swimming with the moai behind me on the beach was pretty frickin’ fantastic.

4.  Cayo Jutias (near Viñales, Cuba; Gulf of Mexico):  This gorgeous semi-island has a stunning strip of white sand along its northern edge.  The water was fairly temperate and comfortable if I recall correctly.

5.  Playa Negra (Floreana Island, Galapagos, Ecuador; Pacific Ocean):  This was the first time I’d swam off a black sand beach.  Because of the dark sand, the water wasn’t translucent like at other beaches, which gave it a bit of a creepy feeling, but the sunsets were gorgeous so that brings it back on the list.

Best Internet:

1.  Taiwan:  Wherever I went, the internet just seemed to be instantaneous.  I’m sure it’s partly because I had been in Africa and Asia for so long and became accustomed to slow, but it was such a treat.

2.  Japan:  Japan actually seemed slower than Taiwan, I think mainly because many of my Airbnb accommodations had these portable wifi connections which were very popular there.

3.  New York:  My friends in New York seemed to have much faster wifi than other parts of the US.  Maybe it’s because Manhattan gets special treatment or because my friends are rich.  Either way, it was good.

Worst Internet:

1.  Lesotho and Swaziland:  These are the only two countries where I did not have access to the internet.

2.  Cuba:  I was actually surprised that I could get access to the internet in Cuba, but it was a process.  It’s super rare that a home or accommodation will have internet access so you have to buy an internet card which gets you an hour of internet time.  Then you can sit in the main plaza of whatever town/city you’re in and there’s usually one wifi hotspot which everyone is connected to, so it’s not super fast.  I think the internet cards cost about $3 for the hour if I recall correctly.  That’s a reasonable price for tourists, but keep in mind that the average wage in Cuba is $19 per month.  One hour of internet time can take the place of quite a few meals.  Plus, you have to have an internet capable device, which most people wouldn’t have.

3.  United Arab Emirates:  Internet wasn’t slow, but it was pretty terrible with respect to censorship.  They are watching everything and it’s really unnerving.  Facebook and other social media sites are monitored for profanity, and if they see something they don’t like, they take it down and warn you.  Anything gay-related is blocked.  And Wikipedia appeared to be blocked as well (WTF?)  It’s not really a free place by any definition, despite what that guy at the cultural centre tried to tell me.

Countries I was saddest to leave:

1.  Colombia:  I had such a nice time here and met some amazing people.  I was all pouty at the airport when I had to go and I wish I had the chance to stay a bit longer and explore more.

2.  Taiwan:  Did I mention that I love Taiwan?  Of course I was sad to go, especially because my short time in Taipei just wasn’t sufficient.

3.  Argentina:  Taiwan was my favourite country, but Buenos Aires was definitely my favourite city.  It was another reluctant trip to the airport for me…

4.  South Africa:  I had such a nice time in Africa, and the camping part wasn’t nearly as rough as I was expecting.  Leaving the continent and saying goodbye to my travel buddy was a sad morning for me, especially when I realized I’d be heading to Mauritius with no tour, no friends, and no hostel scene to meet other travellers in.
5.  Japan:  I had such a nice stay with my friend Elcid, and everything about the country was beautiful.  The hour-long train journey to the airport and the prospect of 30+ hour journey to my destination made me very sad to go.

6.  Costa Rica:  Costa Rica was fabulous and with a great travel buddy with me for nearly all of it, I was so sad to see my time in the country end.

Countries I was happiest to leave:

1.  Thailand:  After experiencing the dark side of Thailand on Koh Phagnan, I was ready to GTFO.

2.  United Arab Emirates:  There’s just something unnerving about being in the UAE.  It’s actually a really safe country but it just feels so unsafe in so many ways.

3.  Cambodia:  I loved Cambodia.  I really did.  But it was so fucking hot – especially after being in the heat of the Middle East, South Asia, and Southeast Asia for around 11 weeks.  I was ready to get to Taiwan where the climate was to be more tolerable.

4.  India:  It’s dirty, loud, and everybody is out to get you.  Get me out! 

5.  Cuba:  Creature comforts aren’t a thing in Cuba.  In fact, many things aren’t a thing in Cuba.  I was definitely ready for some civilization.

That’s a wrap, folks.  I hope you’ve enjoyed following me on this trip around the world!  Here are a few more maps to see me out.  Click to enlarge any map!

Here are the passport stamps I’ve received.  I’ve never received a stamp for the same country in two different passports.  The US no longer stamps US passports so my newer US passport doesn’t contain a stamp from its home country.  Similarly, Australia and New Zealand don’t stamp Aussie passports – it’s all automated and I can use the self-service machine.

Here are the countries where I’ve driven – both cars and motorbikes.

When I couldn’t drive, here’s a map of the countries where I’ve used Uber.  I was surprised at just how many countries they are actually in!

Thirsty?  Here’s a map of where I’ve had Starbucks.

Finally, here’s a map of the asshole countries that have given me food poisoning.  I’m not talking about a little upset tummy – I mean a proper case of food poisoning including fever, terrible bathroom episodes, and – usually – vomiting.  The list is actually a bit surprising and makes me feel like my stomach is stronger than I think it is.

Full Year Recap: Museums & Monuments

My gap year wasn’t just about all of flights and types of accommodation and luxury toilets and offensive toilets.  I also did actual things too.  And just like my flights and accommodations and toilets, I also kept track of these things.  Below I’ve included my Top 10 Museums and my Top 10 Non-Museums.  I’ve compiled the list not based on the absolute best things, because the lists would just be the big ticket items like the Taj Mahal and Machu Picchu and the Apartheid Museum, but rather based on a combination of how far my expectations were exceeded, how different or unique a museum or activity was, or just how unsuspectingly cool or thorough something turned out to be.  Many of these places were ones that I didn’t really plan on visiting beforehand, but ended up there through a last minute glance through Lonely Planet or by word of mouth.  I’ve also included the top monuments, because I saw a lot of monuments, though not many of them really stood out.

Top 10 Museums (in chronological order):

1.  Singapore City Gallery (Singapore):  This museum is all about Singapore’s urban planning, and I am all about nerding out.

2.  Miniatures Museum of Taiwan (Taipei, Taiwan):  Quite possibly the biggest “museum” surprise of my trip, this whimsical miniatures museum was small but I was there for ages.  So cool!

3.  Mazda Museum (Hiroshima, Japan):  This museum combined with the Mazda factory tour – containing the world’s longest assembly line – was a super cool glimpse into how cars are designed and made.

4.  Edo-Tokyo Museum (Tokyo, Japan):  I love a good history, and I love when it’s presented well.  The Edo-Tokyo Museum gives a VERY thorough but not boring history of Tokyo.

5.  Brunel’s SS Great Britain (Bristol, England):  This museum about a ship was fascinating – charting the ships innovative beginnings, grand voyages, abandonment, and recovery from the Falklands.

6.  Museo Guayasamin (Quito, Ecuador):  I was not familiar with famed Ecuadorian artist Oswaldo Guayasamin, but this house-turned-museum and his massive Chapel of Man next door are a grand tribute to his incredible works.

7.  Museo Botero (Bogota, Colombia):  My favourite artistic discovery of the gap year, still-going-strong Colombian artist Fernando Botero has a whole museum devoted to his voluptuous, disproportionate works.

8.  Museo de Arte Moderno de Buenos Aires (Buenos Aires, Argentina):  This one was pretty good as far as modern art museums go, but it was the La Menesunda funhouse-type special exhibition that threw this one to the top of the list.

9.  Museo Nacional de Bellas Artes (Santiago, Chile):  Most fine arts museums eventually bore me, but Chile’s edition displayed select pieces from their permanent collection around themes of sexuality.  The presentation was atypical and I loved it.

10.  Museo de la Moda (Santiago, Chile):  Set in the curator’s mother’s old house, the Museum of Fashion was something unique and unexpected in Santiago.

Honourable mentions:

-  National Palace Museum (Taipei, Taiwan):  This is one of those big ticket museums.  I had great expectations and they were met.  This one gets an honourable mention because it pisses off China.

-  Mori Art Museum (Tokyo, Japan):  I LOVED the special exhibition at the Mori Art Museum, and the roof-top open-air helipad/observation deck was the icing on the cake.

-  Museo de los Andes (Montevideo, Uruguay):  This little museum outlined the real-life crash of a rugby team’s plane in the Andes – the one that the film “Alive” is based on.

Top 10 Non-Museums (in chronological order):

1.  Singapore Zoo Night Safari (Singapore):  By far the best zoo experience I’ve ever had, the Night Safari was something totally unique – getting to see all the animals at their nocturnal best.

2.  Table Mountain (Cape Town, South Africa):  I love a good hike, and Table Mountain lived up to and beyond its reputation.  The views were amazing and I earned my chocolate cake after.

3.  Kruger National Park Safari (South Africa):  I was pretty safari-ed out by the end of Africa, but my last safari in Kruger was a showstopper:  all big 5 in one morning and a ton of other sightings.

4.  Rault Biscuit Factory (Mahebourg, Mauritius):  It’s not often you get to go right into the heart of a biscuit factory and have each worker show you how they do what they do.  I loved the tour… and the free samples!

5.  Reunification Palace (Saigon, Vietnam): After suffering through one propaganda-filled museum after another in Vietnam, the now-terribly-named former South Vietnamese presidential palace was left largely intact from when it fell during the Vietnam War, and propaganda wasn’t the main menu item. 

6.  Choeung Ek Genocidal Centre (Phnom Penh, Cambodia):  The saddest thing I did on my gap year, I didn’t know much about the Cambodian genocide, but this historical site – often known as “the Killing Fields” – gave me an education and helped me better understand my favourite Southeast Asian nation.

7.  Monteverde Cloud Forest Zip Line (Monteverde, Costa Rica):  I’m a chicken but I absolutely loved the zip lining at Monteverde… after the first few zips at least!

8.  Palacio Legislativo (Montevideo, Uruguay):  Not many tourists hit up Uruguay’s parliament building – especially not many English-speaking tourists – so my tour was me plus 2 Austrians and an extremely knowledgeable English-speaking guide who took us all around and answered all of my questions.  I think the small size made it one of the best parliament tours I’ve ever done.

9.  Palacio Barolo (Buenos Aires, Argentina):  I visited this old 22-story skyscraper when I realized I’d have to wait ages for a tour of Argentina’s Congress.  I’m so glad I did!  The story of the architecture was fabulous and the little lighthouse on the top offered stunning views of the city.

10.  Inca Trail (Peru):  I thought Machu Picchu would be the highlight of Peru, but it was actually the Inca Trail.  It wasn’t as strenuous as I was thinking it would be, and the views and cultural interactions were great.  It must be true:  it’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey to get there.

Honourable mentions:

-  Bois Cheri Tea Plantation (Bois Cheri, Mauritius):  Just like the biscuit factory, the tour of the tea factory was fantastic, as was the tea plantation setting and the on-site museum.  My tour included all of the tea I could taste (and lots of trips to the bathroom) and the on-site restaurant fed me delicious tea-inspired dishes.  Win.

-  Poas Volcano (Poas, Costa Rica):  I took a bus up to the top of an active volcano and got to look down into the crater.  Did I mention I was a geology nerd back in the day?  And still…

-  Real City Tour (Medellin, Colombia):  The best walking tour I did, the Real City Tour shies away from Medellin’s famous drug kingpin and tells the story of… the real city.

Top Monuments (in chronological order):

1.  Hachiko Statue (Tokyo, Japan):  It’s a statue of a dog that the locals erected to commemorate a dog that used to meet his owner at the station every day.  Amazing.

2.  National Peace Hall of the Atomic Bomb Victims (Hiroshima, Japan):  The atomic bomb memorial’s every detail had a specific meaning.  It also didn’t blame the US for the events that led to this disaster, but rather acknowledged that they themselves started the war.  The whole thing was a touching, moving tribute.

3.  Monument to Ferdinand Magellan (Punta Arenas, Chile):  I got to kiss one of the toes on this statue to ensure I’ll go back to Punta Arenas one day.  I love it!

I’m running out of things to blog about now… I’ll have one more blog coming up which covers the best beaches, best internet, and a few other random bits of information.  If any of you, my four readers, are curious for a specific list, then please let me know and I’ll include it in the next installment.  Woooo!